"A lot"? Rachel Maddow goes fishing "a lot"? What a delightful yet totally unexpected tidbit we've learned! I think we can probably all agree that being immortalized on "The Simpsons" is one of the most amazing things that could possibly happen to us in our lifetimes, but, um, jet packs?

Those just sound kind of stressful.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.