When Esquire published a gallery of incredibly handsome Brad Pitt photos, they assumed the shots where meant to accompany a cover story about the actor. But they were oh-so wrong. The photos were actually destined to be the images of a picture book, so I went ahead and wrote one. Here is your exclusive look at "Prince Brad of Esquire."

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.