When Esquire published a gallery of incredibly handsome Brad Pitt photos, they assumed the shots where meant to accompany a cover story about the actor. But they were oh-so wrong. The photos were actually destined to be the images of a picture book, so I went ahead and wrote one. Here is your exclusive look at "Prince Brad of Esquire."

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.