Sam became a man that day, and if he wanted to mark the occasion by performing the most elaborate dance routine this side of Tevye bottle-stepping on the roof during a spoiled-milk-induced-fever dream, then g-ddammit, he would.

In a white suit, like a MAN wears.


Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.