I wrote a song about this photo. It goes like this:

"Vin Diesel, eatin' spaghetti
Vin Diesel, he's getting' ready
To be a little bit taller than he usually is
Because he's standing on stilts

I don't know this photo's context
I don't know what rhymes with 'context'
But I do know that Vin Diesel's eaten' spaghetti
While standing on stilts

With sunglasses on his head
Next to a smiling old man
Possibly in a parking lot
While wearing a tank top
That happens to match his stilts"

Please sing it to a reggae beat.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.