"I am Jaques the Pug, and I am an art critic! I piss upon your precious Banksy. Back in my day there was no such thing as 'street art.' There was only beauty and formalism! Painting meant landscapes and portraits and dramatic scenes of dogs playing poker.

Also, I'm pretty sure 9/11 was an inside job."

(via NY Mag)

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.