Paula Deen's apology needs an apology: Watch
The verdict is in, and it looks like Paula Deen is STILL super racist. But she obviously means well and is trying so very hard to clear her name -- you can tell by the way she pouts like a sad little blob fish with the weight of the world on her formidable shoulders.
If this apology doesn't work, Paula's next move is to bake every single one of us a butter and corn syrup pie.
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