Look, it's totally fine that a grown man likes One Direction. And it's absolutely okay that he has a favorite member. It's just a little bit weird that said favorite isn't Louis. Because Louis is obviously the hot one.

Get it together, Rudd. Get. it. Together.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.