Paul Rudd may have discovered the fountain of youth, but he's still way too old-looking to join the fresh-faced boys of One Direction - a "truth bomb" laid down by the obviously mean-spirited Niall Horan in one of several new promos for this week's "SNL." Well, hey, at least he'll still have a career in ten years. Ok, him and the hot one (I love you Zayn!).

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.