Congratulations, Johnny Depp - your next shitty movie franchise has risen from the cultural cesspool.

Hoist your goblets and turkey legs, ladies and lords, because the brilliant minds at Benderspink and Broken Road Films have combined to develop a feature film based on Medieval Times, the "branded dinner and tournament venue" (a.k.a. chain restaurant) that has been playing host to drunk, annoying college students around the country since 1983.

Good lord, what's next? A movie based on troll dolls?

And now, a real-life Medieval Times tournament as narrated by a group of sexually-confused frat boys:

Source: Deadline

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.