There is a man named Bart Jansen. Bart Jansen is an artist, and he is also Dutch. Bart Jansen and his Dutch friend Arjen Beltman have done the following: they have found a dead ostrich in the countryside. They have turned that dead ostrich into a helicopter and called it "Ostrichcopter." They have posted a video of Ostrichcopter on YouTube. Because Bart Jansen is an artist, he also once turned his dead cat Orville into a helicopter and put it on YouTube.

Is it wrong? Is it right? No. It is Ostrichcopter.


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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.