The last time Hugh Jackman and Oprah Winfrey rendezvoused for a tete-a-tete (they're fancy folk and so they deserve fancy words), Hugh almost lost his eyeball. This time around was more pleasant for the actor, as Oprah spent most of their segment complimenting him on his well-constructed abs (they're real, in case you thought they were maybe not real) and talking about how he "lives at the center of things" -- which I'm taking to mean that Hugh is friends with Gwyneth Paltrow.

What have we learned today? Wolverine: adamantium body; Hugh Jackman: all-human body.

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.