Looking for a fun night out throwing dollar bills at sad single mothers in crotchless panties whilst sipping flat soda pop, but unsure exactly which establishment to patronize? You should probably do some research on Yelp. And then some more research on your new favorite blog, One Star Yelp Reviews of Strip Clubs.

Now you know not to hit up this place if you have less than $15 to your name:

Alert: here lies a lunch special scam:

Not bicyclers, unicyclers:

Beware of foreigners and lesbians!:


Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.