Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence. I've heard an urban legend that if you say her name three times into a mirror, she will appear and make everything better. First watch this news report from Riot's brand new entertainment show "On the Yellow Carpet" for inspiration, then get yourself to a reflective surface, stat.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.