There are days when it’s hard to tell where Nick Offerman stops and Ron Swanson begins. Today is one of those days. 

The “Parks and Recreation” star released a music video dedicated to the sweet, all-consuming mistress that is whiskey. Inside this epic ode to love, Offerman hides some great safety tips. Remember folks, whiskey loves you, but she needs your undivided attention. Be safe out there.

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