Who here remembers Jack Handey? You know, the surrealist comic best known for his one-liner jokes meant to make you laugh and then think and then make you pass the bong, man. For 7 years, his New Age "Deep Thoughts" were the filler between SNL sketches, forever searing them into our collective consciousness.
Well if SNL wants to resurrect the bit, Nick Offerman and the subreddit /ShowerThoughts are ready! Cherry picking some of the best one-liners, Offerman offers (zing!) his voice up to give these stray ruminations the gravitas they deserve.
1979 | War | RSummary: The Vietnam War comes to horrible life in this shocking and unforgettable story of madness and determination. Martin Sheen, Robert Duvall and Marlon Brando provide the major fireworks; Laurence Fishburne and Dennis Hopper add some wild ntoes.Director: Francis Ford Coppola
Cast: Martin Sheen, Marlon Brando, Robert Duvall, Dennis Hopper
1961 | Drama | NRSummary: Paul Newman is astoundingly great as pool shark "Fast Eddie" Felson, who hustles his way into a game with Minnesota Fats (Jackie Gleason) in the story of a gambler who risks everything to win.Director: Robert Rossen
Cast: Paul Newman, Jackie Gleason, Piper Laurie
1966 | War | NRSummary: Revolution is seen from both sides in this account of the battle for Algerian independence from France that is shockingly relevant to the evolution of war as we know it today.Director: Gillo Pontecorvo
Cast: Brahim Hadjadj, Jean Martin, Yacef Saadi
1984 | Action | PGSummary: A bullied kid, new in town, is trained in karate by an old handyman, who hides his storied past. Climaxes in one of the most rousing final sequences of the '80s.Director: John G. Avildsen
Cast: Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita, Elisabeth Shue
1990 | Thriller | NRSummary: An ex-boxer gets involved in a scheme with a widow in this gritty thriller based on the novel by crime master Jim Thompson; Jason Patric is perfectly coiled as the boxer.Director: James Foley
Cast: Jason Patric, Rachel Ward, Bruce Dern
2011 | Adventure | PG-13Summary: There is a new criminal mastermind at large--Professor Moriarty--and not only is he Holmes’ intellectual equal, but his capacity for evil and lack of conscience may give him an advantage over the detective.Director: Guy Ritchie
Cast: Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Jared Harris, Noomi Rapace
1989 | Adventure | GSummary: The story of two animals and their adventures. Milo, the cat, and Otis, the dog, are two animals who grew up together on the same farm. One day, the two are separated and begin a journey to find each other. The adventurous, and often perilous quest finds the two animals traveling across mountains...Director: Masanori Hata
Cast: Dudley Moore, Kyôko Koizumi, Milo, Otis
1999 | Family | GSummary: Elmo loves his fuzzy, blue blanket, and would never let anything happen to it. However, a tug-of-war with his friend Zoe sends his blanket to a faraway land, and Elmo in hot pursuit. Facing life without his cherished blanket, Elmo musters all of his determination and courage and heads off on an a...Director: Gary Halvorson
Cast: Kevin Clash, Mandy Patinkin, Vanessa Williams, Sonia Manzano
2002 | Drama | RSummary: Gifted 18-year-old Meg has been abandoned by her father and neglected by her hardworking mother. Left to care for her emotionally disturbed younger sister, her world begins to unravel. She finds an outlet in writing poetry and support from her English teacher, Mr. Auster. But what started out as ...Director: Karen Moncrieff
Cast: Margaret Colin, Agnes Bruckner, David Strathairn, Frances Fisher
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