Look out, Iron Man, there's a new superhero in town - and this one has panties on his face. Wait, what?

I'm talking, of course, about this year's Cannes Film Market property "Hk Forbidden Superhero," about a super-powered Japanese crime-fighter who battles evildoers in a sling thong, fishnet stockings, ballet slippers and women's underwear. Who wants remake rights, Major American Studios?

But no, it gets better. Because there is also a trailer, and it features, among other things: 1) "Abnormal Superhero" (as opposed to "Forbidden Superhero) crotch-spinning on some guy's face as a form of attack; 2) a slow, Joel Schumacher-style reveal of Abnormal Superhero's costume; 3) a juicy shot of Abnormal Superhero's shapely ass from behind as he leans out a window; and 4) a Japanese schoolgirl getting viciously backhanded, which we can laugh about because it's not real.

Check out the official amazing synopsis and your new desktop wallpaper below.

"Kyosuke Shikijo is a promising star of the high school kempo club, and he is in love with Aiko Himeno, a transfer student and everyone's idol. When Aiko is taken hostage by bank robbers one day, out of desperation to save her, Kyosuke manages to sneak into the bank, but puts on a pair of knickers [PANTIES] in girls' changing room instead of a mask. In that instant, the perverted blood inside Kyosuke explodes and transforms him into Abnormal Superhero.  He saves Aiko, and Abnormal Superhero is born. Kyosuke's sense of justice from his father, who was a detective and died in the line of duty, and the perverted blood from his mother, who was a sadomasochist, awakens his latent ability, transforming him into Abnormal Superhero with superhero power. Kyosuke is distressed by this and unable to confess to anyone, and to his favorite Aiko... The pair starts dating, each harboring secrets, then the most powerful enemy, Black Abnormal Superhero appears. Kyosuke is unable to transform in front of Aiko. It’s crunch time! Aiko is just about to be taken away, and Kyosuke....?!"

 

The official poster for Hk Forbidden Superhero