Miley's "Wrecking Ball" is such a wrecking ball, you guys!!

Check it: so there was a giant pendulum installed on the campus of Grand Valley University in Michigan that bears a striking resemblance to the one Miley Cyrus attempted to copulate with in her Terry Richardson-directed video. In the days following the video's release, students at the college rushed towards the ball with their clothes flung behind them to take photos like this:

And also like this:

And now, alas, the pendulum has been removed.

Bring back the pendulum. Bring back the pendulum!

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.