I would absolutely believe that Miley Cyrus lives on a roof. A roof populated with life-sized teddy bears, neon lights, and a bar that serves molly. These promos for Miley shot with Taran Killam for this weekend's double-duty "SNL" hosting and performing duties are pretty cute, but if she's going to wear a crop-top, she ought to at least treat us to a little bit of twerking.

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.