Look, we've all thought it. Raspy-voiced twerking enthusiast Miley Cyrus is transforming into '80s model/actress-cum-'00s hot mess Brigitte Nielsen at an alarming rate, and as if to prove it she's been blowing up Twitter to promote her terrible new single with several new photos that...wait, is that a giant backpack in the shape of a bear?
But back to my main point. Miley Cyrus = Brigitte Nielsen. Take this photo, where she's straddling an exercise bike for some reason:
And this one, in a monokini:
Can a "Red Sonja" remake be far behind? I ask you.