"Oh my god, you guys, I REALLY have to pee."

"Like, my GOD, it is so horrible how bad I have to pee."

"Maybe if I flip upside down and stand on my hands, the pee will trickle out of my bladder the way it came in."

"It didn't work! Oh my god, you guys, I'm so stupid. I can't believe I thought that would work."

"Terry says that if we put our hands together and pretend they're a giant penis, it'll take my mind off having to pee."

"Terry, I HAVE to PEE!"

"You guys! Terry says it's okay if I go and pee!"

"I got a little on the sweatshirt."

(photos via Terry's Diary)

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.