The Both is the name of Aimee Mann and Ted Leo's new band, and Janessa Slater is the media coach character created by "SNL" Vanessa Bayer. See these two inventions meet and argue about Xanax.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.