In case you hadn't heard, Dave Chappelle had a really, really bad night in Hartford last week. Which is actually great, because now we get to hear him go off about how horrible Hartford was, and how he hopes North Korea drops a nuclear bomb on Hartford (but only if North Korea happens to be dropping a nuclear bomb anyway), and how he won't go back to Hartford, ever, not even for gas. And we don't have to feel bad about it at all, because Hartford started it.

A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.