The thing about rollercoasters is, I hate them. They serve no useful purpose and people die on them all the time. Don't believe me? Here's a helpful list of amusement park accidents. Peruse at your leisure, maniacs!

You know who else doesn't like rollercoasters? International comedy superstar Kevin Hart. And while I can totally feel his pain when Jimmy Fallon forces him to suffer through some terrifying nightmare contraption at Universal Orlando Resort (a.k.a. Not Disneyworld), it's also really funny to see him freak out on that first drop. Stick through to the end for a killer bit of post-ride improv.

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.