Rihanna wants you to know something: her life is awesome. Yours isn't. Case in point: these super-awesome photos of her partying with Germany's World Cup players in Brazil. Isn't this fun? See below for a helpful recap.
Podolski x RiRi x Shweinsteiger pic.twitter.com/Sq0HDFDcaB— Rihanna (@rihanna) July 14, 2014
Miroslav Klose - 16 World Cup goals. Rihanna - 7 Grammys. You - 0.
King Klose pic.twitter.com/9kH8Gt422C— Rihanna (@rihanna) July 14, 2014
Rihanna poses with game-winning scorer Mario Goetze. Helpful hint: you will never amount to anything.
Here's Rihanna looking hot again.
For my German boys pic.twitter.com/cRzlNINBuf— Rihanna (@rihanna) July 13, 2014
And finally, a summary of how much more stuff Rihanna has done than you. Awesome, RiRi, thanks. For the update.
I touched the cup, held the cup, kissed the cup, took a selfie wit the cup!!! I meeeaan...... what is YO bucket list looking like bruh?— Rihanna (@rihanna) July 14, 2014
Well...kinda pathetic, now that you mention it.