Rihanna wants you to know something: her life is awesome. Yours isn't. Case in point: these super-awesome photos of her partying with Germany's World Cup players in Brazil. Isn't this fun? See below for a helpful recap.

Rihanna and adorable selfie-takers Lukas Podolski and Bastian Schweinsteiger pose with the actual World Cup, which just so happens to be worth more than your house. #Jealousmuch

Miroslav Klose - 16 World Cup goals. Rihanna - 7 Grammys. You - 0.

Rihanna poses with game-winning scorer Mario Goetze. Helpful hint: you will never amount to anything.

Here's Rihanna looking hot again.

And finally, a summary of how much more stuff Rihanna has done than you. Awesome, RiRi, thanks. For the update.

Well...kinda pathetic, now that you mention it.

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