Let's face it: "The Lego Movie" is for anesthetized consumerist lemmings dumb enough to shell out $15 for a film clearly designed by nefarious corporations to capitalize on their childhood nostalgia. "The Lego Movie: Mumblecore Edition," on the other hand, is about two hip twentysomething Lego-people having a deep philosophical discussion in their bedroom. And luckily for you, you won't have to pay a dime to watch it. Because god knows that trust fund doesn't pay nearly well enough.

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.