Politicians getting caught smoking crack are the new politicians getting caught sending dick pics, which were already the new politicians getting caught smoking crack. Rumors have been circulating for the past few weeks that there is actual footage of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford getting high on rock cocaine in existence, but this is not it.

This is a comedy video. The other one is probably a comedy video as well, but an inadvertent one. If you'd like to see that one, you're free to contribute to the Crackstarter started by Gawker in an attempt to raise the $200,000 necessary to buy the tape from the mystery guy who's selling it. The fund is up to $80,000, which is totally ridiculous.

Ah, if only there had been Internet video in the time of Marion Berry.

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.