Are you watching "Drunk History" yet? I don't mean to yell, it's just, ARE YOU WATCHING "DRUNK HISTORY" YET? If you aren't, I demand an essay on my desk by the end of the day explaining what you could possibly be doing that's better than watching "Drunk History."

In this clip from an upcoming episode, Kristen Wiig plays the world's most badass heiress, Patty Hearst, in a segment narrated by an intoxicated Natasha Leggero. Basically, it's like a 2-and-a-half-minute lesson in female heroes. And you don't even have to join the SLA to enjoy it.

(via Hollywood Prospectus)

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.