Strip clubs can be awkward for everyone, Kristen. But there's no need to pull out the stirrups and the K-Y Jelly and give the dancer a gynecological exam. Especially if you're paying her for the privilege.

Then again, feeling around for lumps is probably more eventful than watching another round of twerking.

(via HuffPo)

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.