Strip clubs can be awkward for everyone, Kristen. But there's no need to pull out the stirrups and the K-Y Jelly and give the dancer a gynecological exam. Especially if you're paying her for the privilege.

Then again, feeling around for lumps is probably more eventful than watching another round of twerking.

(via HuffPo)

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.