I only watch soccer games (matches? Do I have to call them matches?) to see the players overreact dramatically when they fall down, so this sketch is perfect for me.

Needs a guy yelling, "Gooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal" at the end there, though.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.