Attention, everyone who had choices like "Koko" or "Klaryssa" or "Kataclysm" in their Kim and Kanye baby name pool: you have lost some money, but probably broke even in terms of dignity. It seems the Khosen Kouple has finally selected a name for their newborn girl and it's this: Kaidence Donda West.

This means that Kanye has named his daughter after himself, in so far as he has named her after a thing he's good at. It also means the little lady has the option of going by K.D. if she decides she wants a career as a lesbian folk singer. What else does it mean? That we are privy to great jokes like these:

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.