Josh Hutcherson's name is Peanut from now on, and I don't want any of you guys saying otherwise. ALSO, every time the word "peanut" is used, it automatically refers to Josh Hutcherson. Are we all good with these new rules?

Great, now take out your wallets and drop a dollar in my hat.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.