Man, I really hope this week's episode of "SNL" contains a sketch where Jonah Hill's "Wolf of Wall Street" character goes to the dentist. Maybe one where the dentist keeps asking him questions, but he can't answer because there's a tool in his mouth? So everything he says is totally misinterpreted?


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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.