There's an old parable about a veteran talk show host who voluntarily stepped away from his post to direct a movie in Jordan. A younger and more vibrant host stepped in, and this man attracted many new followers to his flock. But the veteran returned from the Holy Land (Hollywood, CA), and now the youngster waits and plots, vowing to reclaim the audience that was once his.

Anyway, the point is: Jon Oliver is totally gonna be the Pope, you guys!

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.