Tux: they're not just about the wigs. They're also about the facial hair. And the denim vests and wide-collared shirts. Plus the sunglasses and the tassels and the decorative buttons.

Tux: they're also about the music. I would watch Jimmy Fallon and Jason Schwartzman's band sing a song about every holiday.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.