Of course Jennifer Lawrence appeared on "Conan" and told a story about butt plugs. Would you expect anything less from the patron saint of down-to-earthness and hilarity? Also, can someone please write a comedic version of "50 Shades of Grey" for Jen to star in?


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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.