Jennifer's stomach pains are cuter than your stomach pains. Her fulcer (faux ulcer?) is more down-to-earth than your fulcer. She can say, "You can only shit your pants so many times a day before you have to go to the emergency room" and make it sound adorable, where if you said it, you would be ostracized from all of society.

Jennifer Lawrence is perfect and nothing will ever convince me otherwise.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.