If David Chase and J.R.R. Tolkien had a love child, it would look just like the bearded mafioso in this video -- whose name, of course, is Galdalfini. A little bit James Gandolfini tribute, a little bit "Lord of the Rings" fandom, and one really killer pun. Enjoy!

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.