Who's excited to see "Grown Ups 2" this weekend? Show of hands? I don't see any hands. You are aware that Kevin James is still hilariously overweight, right? And that there are tons of shit jokes, plus grown men acting like petulant children?

Plus, I hear the movie checks in with the Chocolate Wasted Girl only to find out she's sugar and gluten-free now. That little traitor to comedy.

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.