It's finally happened, a public marriage proposal is turned down: Watch
You know how most little girls spend hours and hours daydreaming about that perfect wedding they'll one day have? I used to spend hours and hours worrying that someone would one day propose to me in a public setting and I'd have to turn him down. Poor Jessica here had to live out my ultimate nightmare, on the oh-so visible field during a minor league baseball game.
As a consolation to David, he should at least get to throw out the first pitch at the next New Britain Rock Cats* game.
*What is a "rock cat," please?
UPDATE: This was a hoax! Please turn your sympathies elsewhere.