In RIOT's unofficial 2-day series on former models doing wacky things, "Green Porno" star/creator Isabella Rossellini demonstrates her furry fandom tendencies once again with a brand-new Sundance Channel web series entitled "MAMMAS."

So what is her aim here? To satirize the dehumanizing effects of capitalism? To out-crazy former boyfriend David Lynch? Who cares, she's wearing a hamster costume! And eating baby hamsters! And saying "an amster" instead of "a hamster"! It's all too much!

A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.