These are some of the lyrics in Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby": "To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal / Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle / Dance, Go rush the speaker that booms / I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom"

Did you know that? I did not know that before today.



Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.