Reality check if you watched "Seinfeld" during its original run: it's been off the air for 15 freaking years. I know, it hurts. But hey, it's not all bad, as NextMovie has brilliantly recast all of the show's awesome faux-movie posters  (remember "Rochelle, Rochelle"? of course you do) with today's movie stars, i.e. not Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio.

(Even more fake movie posters)

Checkmate starring Ian McKellen and Helen Mirren

Ponce de Leon starring Daniel Day-Lewis

Chunnel starring Julianne Hough Aaron Eckhart and Daniel Craig

Rochelle Rochelle starring Anne Hathaway

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.