I don’t know what beloved 80s toys did to Michael Bay, but I’m starting to think they murdered his parents. What other explanation could possibly explain his fervent need to RUIN EVERYTHING?

Fulfilling a prophecy made two years ago, Honest Trailers shakes their head at the massive fustercluck that was “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.”

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