The way I feel about this sketch is that if it were a feature-length movie, I would watch the hell out of it. Actually, I'd watch just this sketch on a loop for 90 minutes as long as I had popcorn and one of those extra-diabetes-sized sodas. I find it that hilarious.

Maybe it's just because I've always had a thing for limb-stealing bad boys.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.