And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
‘Til touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the frog they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no
I'm a rocket frog
Rocket frog
Burning out his fuse up here alone


Rest in peace, Rocket Frog. There's probably no way you made it out of this launch situation alive. But at least your final moments were captured by NASA's cameras, and now you'll live on forever in an Elton John song ("Candle in the Wind").

(via Deadspin)

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.