It's nearly impossible to imagine that Jack Gleeson, that actor who plays Joffrey Baratheon on "Game of Thrones," might not actually be an imperious little monster boy like he plays on TV, but the proof is kind of in this photo. Would King Joffrey pose grinning next to a portrait declaring that he's a cunt? No he would not. He would immediately light the portrait on fire, then demand the head of the person who drew it. Then he'd kill that person's direwolf and display its head proudly from a spike outside his castle walls.

Cheers for being a good sport, Jackie boy. And here's hoping you never have to stare down any incest rumors.

(via Uproxx)

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.