Hi, howdy, namaste or whatever you hippies like to shout from your yoga mats these days. So here's the deal: although I'm not an actress and am hardly even a narcissist, I decided the best way for me to introduce myself was to write a super embarrassing video script and cast myself in the most humiliating role. I believe I did this because I am ultimately a self-saboteur. And I'm ultimately a self-saboteur because I got that confused with a femme fatale, which, as it turns out, is actually the cool one. As the French say: dammit!
So, what can you expect from RIOT, HitFix's factory-fresh comedy channel staffed by me and writer/headband enthusiast Chris Eggertsen? Original content in both written and video forms, commentary on the more hilarious aspects of the entertainment world, great stuff from top comedians, more GIFs than you can shake a stick at… and then shake a stick at… and then shake a stick at, and even some dick jokes.
Like something? Hate something? Want even more videos of baby possums eating grapes? Let us know. Seriously, we want to hear what works and what doesn't work for you. And please, stop making fun of the video, already.
1997 | Crime | RSummary: Quentin Tarantino adaptats an Elmore Leonard novel into this story of a few increasingly desperate people scraping to get by.Director: Quentin Tarantino
Cast: Pam Grier, Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Forster
2008 | Science Fiction | PGSummary: Animated series continues the story of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker as they battle the Emperor Palpatine, Count Dooku and General Grievous, but also takes time to explore other smaller characters in the Star Wars universe.Director: George Lucas (creator)
Cast: Tom Kane, Dee Bradley Baker, Matt Lanter
1993 | Sports | PGSummary: Emotionally powerful sports classic featuring Sean Astin as a skinny high school kid with big football dreams and the determination to make his way towards his dream team at Notre Dame.Director: David Anspaugh
Cast: Sean Astin, Jon Favreau, Ned Beatty
1995 | Mystery | NRSummary: Denzel Washington plays an out of work WWII vet who takes the wrong job and is soon neck-deep in a mess of politics, murder, and jazz in '40s Los Angeles.Director: Carl Franklin
Cast: Denzel Washington, Tom Sizemore, Jennifer Beals
2013 | Drama | RSummary: Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill have boundless energy in the story of a real-life commodities crook who earned millions through scummy small-time stock trades.Director: Martin Scorsese
Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbie
2013 | Comedy | NRSummary: Insanely funny comedy show created by Amy Schumer, who stars in brilliantly funny sketches about sex, city living, dating, and friendship.Director: Daniel Powell, Amy Schumer (creators)
Cast: Amy Schumer, Kevin Kane, Mike Houston
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