Hello and welcome to RIOT
Hi, howdy, namaste or whatever you hippies like to shout from your yoga mats these days. So here's the deal: although I'm not an actress and am hardly even a narcissist, I decided the best way for me to introduce myself was to write a super embarrassing video script and cast myself in the most humiliating role. I believe I did this because I am ultimately a self-saboteur. And I'm ultimately a self-saboteur because I got that confused with a femme fatale, which, as it turns out, is actually the cool one. As the French say: dammit!
So, what can you expect from RIOT, HitFix's factory-fresh comedy channel staffed by me and writer/headband enthusiast Chris Eggertsen? Original content in both written and video forms, commentary on the more hilarious aspects of the entertainment world, great stuff from top comedians, more GIFs than you can shake a stick at… and then shake a stick at… and then shake a stick at, and even some dick jokes.
Like something? Hate something? Want even more videos of baby possums eating grapes? Let us know. Seriously, we want to hear what works and what doesn't work for you. And please, stop making fun of the video, already.