Listen up, John Boehner: the fate of Sandra Bullock rests in your hands. And she was America's sweetheart once. Are you really going to let the government shutdown affect a former America's sweetheart? Must you all be so petty?
Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.
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