Listen up, John Boehner: the fate of Sandra Bullock rests in your hands. And she was America's sweetheart once. Are you really going to let the government shutdown affect a former America's sweetheart? Must you all be so petty?

Oh, just call her back.

(via Slate)

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.