This is a thing that exists. Someone made it, and now it is real, this amazing thing that exists. This lovely, perfect concept is also a tangible THING. And you, you can own it. You can press a button, type in some numbers, and it will arrive at your front door. And then, come Christmas, you can WEAR it, on your body.

Unless you are a tiny lady like me. In which case all you can do is swoon and lust and curse the person who sent you the link to the world's most amazing Wu-Tang holiday sweater.

(via Shredded)

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.