You are getting very sleepy. You are imagining yourself asleep. You are imagining yourself asleep next to Joseph Gordon-Levitt, in his bed, with his arms wrapped around you. And he's singing you this tune and making a Vine video all about how much he loves you.

You are getting very delusional.

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.