You are getting very sleepy. You are imagining yourself asleep. You are imagining yourself asleep next to Joseph Gordon-Levitt, in his bed, with his arms wrapped around you. And he's singing you this tune and making a Vine video all about how much he loves you.
Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.
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